I go for unemployment insurance (Day 2)
And it was night and it was morning … actually three nights and four mornings. Don’t laugh, it was a lot of forms I had to complete!
Then I went back for day two.
I headed straight for Hidden Bosom before she could even think of overheating and presented her with the forms duly inspected by my wife.
She went through all the forms, placed them on the counter before me, looked over my shoulder to the light in the roof behind me and said: “You don’t have a bank statement”. It was just there and then that I realised I had to be very, very careful, calm and relaxed, or I would be charged with murder in all possible degrees. So I said: “Is that all I still need?” “Yes” she said, “and then you bring it back to me to check”.
That took me a day to get.